POEMS AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN....

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I’ll be showing you another poem I made.

My sister, my only sister, favorite from the rest.
Despising my brothers, and driving away with the best.

Volunteering at the shelter,
Helping cats and kittens all together.

Watching the horror movies and musicals,
Singing with each other and watching possessed dolls.

Helping the family and bringing outside the dogs,
While one walks and the other jogs.

My sister, favorite for many reasons,
Everyday, every year, and for all the seasons.

Moving Along...

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I’ll be talking to you about getting to the end of the year. I’m not happy, I’m ending off with a fever that tags along with a runny nose, a headache, and some mucus coughs. I only have two accomplishments, getting decent grades and surviving. I have a lot of regrets this year, such as joining volleyball and speech and drama. I’m miserable and I’m also dead. Anyway, I dropped out of volleyball because I felt left out. I dropped out of speech and drama because the drama teacher was too pippy for me and too happy. Also because some of the kids in my drama group were crazy little kids. I only joined them because I wanted to be just like my sister. She joined both and so I said why not and now I regret it. Goals for 7th grade is not to get too scared of the scary scary teachers. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Poems, Again

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I’ll be talking to you about or showing you some poems that I created.

I just love to relax and eat and watch,
While eating candy like butterscotch

My favorite ganres are horror, comedy and thriller,
Where you watch people fall and run from the killer

You get peace and quiet, away from loud racket,
And you get to snuggle in your nice little jacket

You can watch Pennywise, the clown,
Scaring people all around

Or you can watch Elise,
Putting a house to peace

Movies are fun to watch with a friend,
Unless they ruin it all by telling you the end

—Emily Zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Map Testing

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I will be talking to you about map testing. So map testing is basically three test with a lot of questions to see how well you’re doing in school. Your score or grade goes to your record and they’ll send it to high schools to see what high school or classes you should be in. Map testing is never fun. Sure, you get candy and relax afterwards, but there are so many questions that you just space out and die. It’s funny when you go up 500 points (In reality 20 points) and somebody went down 500 (Again, 20). Well that’s all the time I got today folks. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Positivity

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I’ll be talking to you about three positive things that happened this week so far. So umm, nothing really happened since it’s the beginning of the week so I will talk abut the week before. So one thing was I got to watch Insidious the Last Key and I also got to watch Pitch Perfect 3. Another thing that was nice was I got to hang out with my friend, Bee, and I snuck out ice cream from my house because I’m such a good friend and we ate it outside while taking buzz feed quizzes. One more thing that was nice was.... getting a fourth award from school. I got two awards, for kindness and growth mindset, then I got two other awards for not getting any falcon fouls. Those two rewards for no falcon fouls were terrible. You wanna know why they were terrible? BECAUSE THE TEACHERS FORGOT ALL ABOUT ME AND THEY FORGOT TO GIVE ME THE AWARD!!! I got so mad, there were two other kids in my excel that also got forgotten. It was sad. Okay, gotta go! Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Bird Fight

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I will be talking to you about a bird fight. So we were on a field trip to a museum and I already forgot the name of the museum. But when we went to the park to eat, here comes seagulls came looking for food. So some kids were feeding the birds even though we weren’t aloud to. Everybody was watching them. Some of them ran to a couple of kids. Some kids screamed and some kids started to laugh. So there was one piece of bread and two seagulls saw it so they started fighting for it. They sounded like they were screaming. It was funny. I wanted to feed the birds but all of the teachers said not to. Okay, that’s all I got today people. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Blogs

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I will be talking to you about reaching or going over 50 blogs. I thought I would reach it because all the blogs were mandatory anyway so…  I’m pretty proud of myself for not slacking off like other or most people. But I’m also proud of myself for doing all the slices of life because that was not mandatory. I got to go to a field trip. I have nothing else to write about so imma end this blog. I’m dead and tired and my head and my whole entire body hurts. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Songs

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I’ll be talking to you about my favorite song. I listen to a lot of ganres of music so I can’t really choose. I really like upbeat songs that make me happy. I listen to Hamilton music, Pentatonix, and some 90’s songs because my siblings were born in the 1990’s. By the way, this is also gonna be a very short blog because I don’t know what to write. Some Pentatonix songs that they sang that I like are Away in a Manger, Bohemian Rapcity, Attention, and Havana. Some 90’s songs that I like are The Fresh Prince Of Balair theme song, The Cheatah Sister songs, and some other songs. I like most of the Hamilton soundtrack. I also like Beyoncé, Fergie, Shawn Mendes, country songs, and pop music. I especially like music from musicals like Into The Woods and Hairspray and High School Musical. That’s all I got to say. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Poems

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I will be talking to you about what my favorite poem is. It’s called ‘kidnapped’ by Shel Silverstein. It was about a kid who got kidnapped but it was funny...  The kid, let’s call him Joe, he was getting kidnapped by large men in Black. They put a blindfold on him, ear plugs, and rusty wires to tie his hands together. This is gonna be a very short blog because I have no time whatsoever. I guess I have time it’s just I don’t know what to write. So at the end of him saying the thing that they used to trap him, he said that that’s the reason why he’s late for school. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

H.H. Holmes

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I will be talking to you about H.H. Holmes. If you don’t know, H.H. Holmes was the first American serial killer. His real name was Herman Webster Mudgett, born May 16th, 1861 in Boston, Massachusetts. He got bullied and teased as a kid because he feared the doctors office. He stared at the skeleton and that’s what made him want to go to collage to become a doctor himself. He was one of the killers who finished all years of college and got his degree. He decided to make a ‘hotel’ to capture his victims. It was nicknamed the ‘Murder Castle’ that was built on south Wallace avenue and west 63rd street in Englewood. He hired constructor to constructor. If they got suspicious to why their building a building where doors lead to brick walls and stairs leading to nowhere. He got caught and went to Moyamensing Prison, he got hung on May 7th, 1896. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Poetry

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I will be talking to you about poetry. I love poems, don’t you? I like peoms because they tell a story. Poems usually rhyme just like songs and they tell a story about the person’s life. They can talk about love, your life, happiness, sadness, anger, your family, or literally anything. Sometimes, the poems can be made into a shape or pictures. Such as: if you’re writing a poem about a teacher, you can make the poem look like an apple. I like the love poems because the are so deep and they talk about how you could find the one some day and have a happy family with two or three children, a dog and a cat, living on a farm, driving a tractor, and getting your ashes thrown in the cornfield once you die. Well, that’s all the time I got today folks. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Fourth Quarter Goals

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I’ll be talking to you about my fourth quarter goal. I really don’t have any other than not biting people and not getting mad at people. I didn’t get any falcon fouls, I still have 3s and 4s, and my aggression has just built up. Nothing has changed from first quarter other than being mad at more and more people. So what I need to control is my biting and scratching. I haven’t bit anybody because I’ll get in trouble, but I have pinched people for a warning. So you know what I’ll say just to get it over with? I will try to get better grades and participate more in classes. Eight to nine more weeks of school until summer vacation and then you graduate a level up. Well I have nothing else to say. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Spring Break 2.0

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I’ll be talking to you about what I did over spring break. So what I did right when I woke up is cook myself a nice breakfast. Some scrambled eggs with rice and bacon with something to drink like hot chocolate or just water. Then I tried to do some stuff like finish crocheting the blanket or selling scarves but I could never finish anything because I got caught up in watching tv and Netflix. I watched Paul Blart Mall Cop and Night At The Museum and other things like The Shining and Poltergeist. What killed me during winter, I mean spring break, was my hair. Since my hair is long, I have to brush it every single and and then put it up or braid it. It’s spring break, I do not want to spend 30 minutes of my time every single day brushing out the tangles. So you know what I did? I waited until the last day of spring break. I had to bush out all the tangles, take out all the food and dead bugs that were trapped in my hair... just kidding. Though, my hair did look like a bird’s nest. So I started form the tips and worked my way up. The tips of my hair was fine, but when I started to brush more of my hair, I had to put down the brush and use my hands to get the tangles out. By the time I was done, there was a pile of tangled up hair all over the ground while my eyes were red because I was getting tears from the pain. Well that’s most of what I did during spring break. Eat, crochet, watch tv, eat some more, look like a wild animal. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Spring Break

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio. What do you do during spring break? Relax? Maybe work out? Or are you like me and just sit around doing nothing but gaining like 50 pounds? Well my spring break is only that. I say hi to family and then I crochet and watch tv while I feed myself hot chips. It’s not that I don’t like my family, they’re really funny and crazy, it’s just I need peace and quiet to finish my crocheting so I can sell them to make money. So far with just one day of break, I made over $60! I’m gonna be rich! I’m not one of those kids who gets money and just spends it on junk. I’m the type of kid who uses my money wisely and spends it on other people so other people can spend money on me. I’m making a business baby! I just don’t have a name for my business yet. I’ll find a name soon. Well that’s all the time I got today folks. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Slice of Life #31 The Dogs Are In Troubooooole

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I’ll be talking to you about the dogs getting in trouble and me getting blamed for it. I was gonna write the intro twice because I wanted to make the blog longer but I was too lazy so I wrote this sentence instead. So a few days ago, in the middle of the night, you usually hear tearing because the dogs are tearing something up but you’re too lazy to check what it is because it’s the middle of the night and that’s the time to sleep. Well when we woke up, I had to hide the thing right away once I saw it. The dogs decapitated my dad’s stuffed bear from when he was a baby. I showed my mom and I started to laugh because as you should know, I laugh during awkward situations and times. My mom made a video because the little bear had the head almost completely off and his nose was destroyed. It was so saaaaaad. When I was at school, my mom sewed it up. I laughed even harder because the bear got even thinner! I threw away the stuffing because I thought it was from the poofy blanket that they also tore up. Boy my dad was mad. Well that’s all the time I got today folks. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Slice of Life #30 Lunch... Again

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I’ll be talking to you about lunch, again. So here we are in the lunch room, then my whole table leaves me for recess. We’re jumping right into it. I was already mad enough before they left me. They pulled away my poker face and made me cry my depression away. Okay, let’s do the backstory. I got mad because everybody was ignoring me and I didn’t feel good because I’m sick and I had a stomachache and my nose is stuffy so I’m not in the greatest mood at the moment. I’m dying as usual, it’s normal for me to be an unhealthy kid who eats hot chips all the time. They also got me mad because they are too loud and obnoxious. I would move but my best friend since kindergarten was sitting with me. I. Don’t. Like. Her. Friends. They’re too loud. Especially the twins. They scream everyday, they smash fruit, they make they table shake, and they never know when to be quiet. They will only be quiet if they’re in their coffin which I’m carving right now. I’m not crazy, I just don’t like them and I bite and scratch people. Anyway, what really made me blow up is when I became lonely. I started to cry as usual. I’m pretty sure I have bipolar disorder. I’m special. Hey, at least I’m not crazy, or as crazy as other people. Well long story short, I was left alone and I’m gonna kill them soon, not literally. Hehe, I’m gonna end this before I go too far. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Slice of Life #29 Fishy Is Dead!?!?

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I will be talking to you about thinking the fishy in my math class was dead. So we were playing this game in math class called Zonk. It’s like Jeopardy but it’s not exactly the same. They don’t have catigories but they have numbers so it’s random. There’s Zonk and Double Zonk. If you get Zonk, you just lose your turn. If you get Double Zonk, you lose 200 points. It was funny because the first team picked the number four and they got a Double Zonk. They had -200 points. So the teams had three people in it. It was me, Brianna, and Brianna. So our team sat by the white board table, near the fish tank. So we’re enjoying the game, having fun, until we look to the side where the fish Sapphire is. He was sitting there, laying on the side of the tank. One of the Briannas went up to the tank and knocked on it. Sapphire didn’t move. She knocked on it again. Once again, Sapphire didn’t move a muscle. So after the game was over, we told the teacher that we think that the fish is dead. Right when she went up to the tank, Sapphire started to move. I got so mad, I am sorry but I really wanted him to be dead. I have a bad experience with pet fishes. Well that’s all the time I got today folks. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Slice of Life #28. Playing In The Cold

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I’ll be talking to you about playing outside. So me and my friend were playing outside with a volleyball as usual. It was really cold outside and all I wore was a sweater, a sweater! No wonder I’m dying. That, and the fumes from my room because it was painted. So me and my friend were playing outside so a long long time and it was getting colder and colder. She got herself a jacket and I just kept my sweater, boy was that a mistake. I learned my lesson. I have a stuffed nose and I have to breathe because that’s what people do so that stinks. I also have to swallow my saliva so I can talk and open my mouth and stuff but I can’t do that because the mucus from my nose goes into my throat and it’s terrible. I also have a gigantic stomachache and headache and everything hurts. Kids, listen to your parents and wear a jacket in the cold. Well that’s all the time I got today folks. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Slice of Life #27. Playing Outside

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I’ll be talking about playing outside. So me and my friend were playing outside and talking and whatnot. We decided to play volleyball so that’s what we did. I wasn’t wearing the right attire to play volleyball. I was wearing a light dress sweater and I  was also wearing slipper so that was great. I tried to kick the ball and my slipper came off. A neighbor across the street that’s also my classmate, Harvey, saw all of this happen. He saw that I was trying to kick a volleyball and missed and how high my slipper went. Well that was fun. But I’m getting better at serving, over and underhand. I’m also getting better at actually hitting the ball bck when it comes to me. I got so mad though because my friend serves too high so I move back a little bit so I could reach her serves, then she serves to light and I can’t get to the all on time, so that was also great. She’s also getting better at serving and bumping. She’s trying to serve overhand but can’t so she want me to teach her. And she’s teaching me underhand. Well that’s all the time I got today folks. I’m sorry that these past few blog posts were realllllly short. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Slice of Life #26 Math! Again!

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I’ll be talking to you about math, again. So in math, we were watching this thing on Netflix about a guy and how amazing math is and stuff about shapes and pi and all these other things. So most of us, even the teacher, were getting bored. There’s pictures on the thing that we had to do so I drew accessories on them. Like hair, sun glasses, and a smile. I made them so beautiful that I showed them to my friends that were sitting by me and they laughed. I feel accomplished in life, I drew something that people like and also makes them laugh. One of my friends said that I made a Micheal Jackson Jr. and yeah. Well, that’s all the time I got today folks. Sorry that this post is so short, like I said earlier, it was a boring class. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Slice of Life #25 Burning Fingers

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I will be talking to you about burning fingers. So I had science and we were talking about weather and climate. There was a can crushing station, a cold and hot water station, and a candle station. I went to the candle station. By this point, you’re probably putting the pieces together, burning fringes and a candle, big hint. So I thought that the teacher had the lighter that had the long I guess head so yo don’t burn yourself. But she had the tiny lighter. I tried to use it and I was clueless. Instead of turning the lighter to the side so I don’t burn myself, I just put the lighter down where the fire touched my finger and nail. It heated up my finger and thank goodness that I have long fingernails. But my nail got burned, my thumb. Right after, I ran to the sink and put my finger under really cold water. For the rest of the day, the end of my fingernail was black and brown. Well that’s all the firewood I got today, get it, fire, firewood, you get it. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Slice of Life #24 Grandma’s House

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I’ll be talking to you about a funny thing that happened at my grandma’s house. So my aunt and uncle invited me and my brother to watch a movie at my grandma’s house. It’s called West Side Story, or I think that’s what it’s cslled. If you’ve watched the movie before, you probably know about that picture of just lines that stay on the screen forever. It was supposed to be a picture of the town or place or whatever, Manhattan, I think. I laughed so hard because of just lines, I know I’m crazy. It wasn’t the picture or the song that was playing or the colors that made me laugh, it was the commenting my uncle and brother were giving. Whenever the tv changed a color, it was so boring because nothing was happing. But my uncle was just like “Wow, that change of color was amazing!” It made me laugh so hard, I don’t know why. The color changed again because I guess when the song changes the tune or something, the color changes as well. So when it changed, my brother said “Oh my goodness! The change of color is so beautiful!” But halfway through the movie, I said that I’ll be right back but I never went back. I felt so bad but oh well. I went outside to play volleyball with my friend. Well that’s all the time I got today folks. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Slice of Life #23 Lunch

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I’ll be talking to you about a lunch incident. So during lunch, I usually eat all of the fries. We sit by the water fountain just so you know, you’ll know why I mentioned that. So when it was almost time to go to recess, a kid, let’s call him Tall, went to drink water. His friend, let’s call him Little, had a red face and came running to the water fountain. Tall ran away and Little, well, he threw up. It made me and everybody at my table and my friends at the other table all gag. I didn’t look but I could smell it and I heard him throw up. So my friend said that we were all overreacting so she went to the water fountain and drank from it! It made me gag even more, I almost threw up myself. I hope they cleaned it up by now. Well that’s all I can say before I gag once again. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Slice of Life #22 Headphones

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I will be talking to you about headphone. Headphones are beautiful. They let you listen to whatever and doesn’t let anybody else listen to it. Some of them look cool so that’s a plus on. So this encounter with headphones happened in the morning time so this is what started the day, so that was great. So I got earbuds from my dad and I tried to use them in a very noisy gym. The sound quality was terrible, so I went to go find my other headphones and they weren’t there. I look all over my backpack for it. I couldn’t find my lovely headphones. I was so sad and angry, that I started to tear up. I know it shouldn’t be a reason to cry but at the time, I was mad at so many thing that the headphone made me explode. That’s all the time I got today. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Slice of Life #20 Mad by Headphones

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I’ll be talking to you about getting mad because of headphones. There’s this boy, I call him my son because he makes me angry and I tell him what to do and he calls me mother. He is in all of my classes and he gets on my nerves a lot. So everyday, he asks to borrow my headphones. I now use my headphone and so I don’t let I’m borrow it anymore. He gets angry and try’s to ask other people but everybody else won’t let him borrow headphones either. He knows that I don’t like people singing to me on my birthday, so he starts to sing it. I try to ignore him because #1. It’s not my birthday and #2. It’s only one person not a crowd singing so I was fine. Well that’s all the time I got today and sorry that this is very short. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Slice of Life #21 Volleyball Practice

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I will be talking to you about volleyball practice. This is technically the first practice we’ve had ever since we had games. We are getting better but we are still kinda bad, or I should say that I’m really bad. When I served it, I accidentally lifted my hand too high and so the ball went flying straight up. You want to know the worst part? The ball came back down and it hit my face. I got so mad, I was already mad st the time but I got even madder. So now that we get practice, I hope I get a lot better. I have an accurate serve when we practice but whenever we are in a game, I’m terrible. It’s not because I’m nervous, I’m usually just either tired, angry, or just bored.  So practice was terrible. Guess what I did? I stormed out once again. I know, I know, I shouldn’t keep on running off like that and keep on getting mad. I have a reason why I stormed out, I got mad. You can probably figure out that I have anger issues. Anyway, a lot of people got me mad that day and to top it off, they were gonna make me do five push-ups! Five? I can only do... one push-up! I got so mad that I walked to my stuff, picked it up, and went home. I got mad because I couldn’t go home. My friend was my ride so all I did was wait until practice was over. Well, I’m probably gonna get angry in the next five minutes so I’m gonna go. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Slice of Life #19 No Water?

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I will be talking to you about why no water. It was the day of the volleyball game, third to last game. I just changed into my jersey. I’m number 10! Anyway, my two friends went to go buy a lanyard, my other two friends went to also go change their jersey, and my other friend and I were watching all of our stuff. It was almost time for the games to start. Parents, students, teachers and other family members started to enter the gym. My other friends came back in the gym and I wanted to fill up my water bottle so we all went to go to the hallway. We went to go to the fountain that directly fills your water bottle. I saw my drama teacher in the halls and I had to hide my face because I quit and I joined again but then I quit again. So we sped walked to the fountain until my couch caught up to us and started to talk in all caps. She told us that we couldn’t leave the gym for some reason. I told her that I wanted to fill up my water bottle. Guess what she said, she said no! She said that there was a water fountain in the gym. Does it fill up your water bottle directly? No! So I got mad and went on a tangent saying that she wanted me to be dehydrated and this and that. I made my friends go and fill it up because apparently, people that aren’t playing volleyball can roam wherever they want! So I had my water at the end but I was still a little mad. At least I was hydrated. Well that’s all the time I got today folks. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Slice of Life #18 Homework and Volleyball

Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I will be talking to you about homework and volleyball. When you’re play a game but it’s not you game yet, you get pretty bored. Okay, if you’re confused about it being your game but it’s not your game, I’ll explain it to you. There are three games in a game. Hang on, there are three different games in one day. Two teams verse each other in three rounds. Then another two teams verse each other in three rounds. Then the last two teams will verse each other in three rounds. That’s three games, sometimes it two games but it’s usually three. Whenever you’re the last game, you get bored watching the other people play, so you entertain yourself or just try to keep yourself busy. You can go on your phone, actually watch the game, sleep, do this thing called socializing, or you can do homework. So I started to type up my blogs while I watch the game and listen to music. So I either listen to Pentatonix, Shawn Mendes, or RoomieOficial. So I type some of the slices of life and I am staying hydrated by drinking water. So it was pretty much a laid back afternoon until it was my game. My serves were terrible because I got angry and I didn’t even care. I got made because I was in the last game. If you’re in the last game, that means you’re either a bad player or whatever reasons. Well, so I got mad and instead of the ball going forward, it went up. The ball hit the back of the basketball backboard and so the ball was rolling off. Instead of just hitting the ground when it rolled off, it hit me in the face and I almost started to cry. Well that’s all the time I got today folks. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Slice of Life #17 My Dog’s A Cat

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I’ll be talking to you about how my dog is a cat. One day, I came home from school because that’s literally all I do in my life, and I got food and the tv ready as usual. But before I started to eat, I heard some thumping under the couch. I saw a black tail stick out so I called my tiny puppy. “Oliver!” The thumping stopped for a little bit. Then the thumping went on again. I saw a little black nose appear. Another encounter when I found out that my dog was a cat was when I found him on a specific area on the couch. So if you want to trick the big dog, Seth, to go to the window, all you have to say is ‘cat’ or ‘squirrel’. Wherever the big one goes, the little one follows him. So whenever Seth goes on the couch, the little one goes on the couch as well. The big one can just stand there and since the little one as well, little, he jumps on the top of the couch and just sits there. He literally looks like a black cat looking out the window. Well that’s all the time I got today folks. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Slice of Life #16 Helium

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I will be talking to you about Me and my sister playing with helium. So one night, March 7th, my sister and I were just watching out own movies on the tv. She was watching Sream, and I was watching The Karate Kid. So we both wound up in the kitchen at the same time. At the time, our parents were out cleaning the church so it was just me, my sister, my two brothers, and my two dogs. So since we were both in the kitchen, I thought it would be a good idea to get the balloon from the living room I got on my birthday party. So I cut off the thing with the rope, and my sister started to record on her phone. So I sucked in some helium and started to sing a song called Glamorous. And we both started to laugh because I sound like a chipmunk. So then she sucked in some helium and I sucked in helium in helium as well. We started to have a full on conversation and we both kept on laughing and laughing. I know what I’m getting her for her birthday, March 12th. Well that’s all the time I have today folks. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Slice Of Life #15 Volleyball Game

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I’ll be talking to you about another volleyball game. I couldn’t stop laughing during the game because of one of my friends. So when we were playing the game, the other team was serving. They served and didn’t get it over the net. So our team served, but before we do that, we have to rotate. So I’m in the front left by the net and my friend Aliyah was right next to me so that means that she was in the middle. So our teams served and we also didn’t make it over then net. So the other team served once again. The team served and my friend Aliyah tried to hit it back over the net but the ball came down by me. I tried to help her and tried to bump the ball, but then she came running to the ball so oh well. While I’m writing this, I’m trying so hard not to laugh. So she tries to bump the ball again, all she ended up doing was hitting the referee in the chest. The referee almost fell off the tall stand. So people in the bleachers started to look at me because I had to stop myself from laughing and when I hold in my laughter, it comes out like the sound of static. So when the round was over and I sat down, I died. I kept on laughing and laughing. My other friend Belen started to laugh continuously as well because when it was happening, she was in the back of the court also playing the game. Well before I start to die in class, imma wrap this blog up. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Slice Of Life #14 Going To The Shelter

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I will be talking to you about going to the shelter. Me and my sister volunteer at a shelter every Friday to help with the cats. We help with the he offices, receiving, and kittens, and sometimes Iso. We scoop the litter boxes and switch the dirty water for clean water. Whenever we go to clean up with the kittens, we stay there forever. There’s usually 10-12 kittens in the kitten room at a time. Usually three or four of the kittens are black. The black kittens are very hyper. Whenever there are black kittens in the kitten room, my sister and I love it when they jump on out backs. We have to crouch the whole time because they use us as a bed while they play with out hair. They love to swat at our hair and bite our hair and just love to play and lay on our backs. Well my brain is filled with whatever knowledge is in there so imma end this blog post. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Slice of Life #13 Going to Bed

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I will be talking to you about going to bed. Going to bed is tiring. Whenever I go to bed, I’m never ever tired. So I usually take a shower, do my homework, and watch tv, then go to bed. So I can’t go to bed unless there is sound somewhere. So I put on Modern Family and then I daze off into the ceiling. Somehow, I’m more tired at school than at home. Whenever I try to sleep, my dogs always ruin it. If they see my mother, the little one, Oliver, starts to bark because he doesn’t like her. Also the big one, Seth, doesn’t like being alone so he jumps on the couch and squishes me. He doesn’t even know that I’m dying underneath him. So while I try to push him off me, I also am multitasking by quieting the little one. The little one doesn’t bark during the day, but he can bark all night long. I need noise, but not annoying, very loud, screeching noise. Well that all the time I got today folks. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Slice of Life #12 Birthday Gift

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I will be talking to you about a birthday gift for my sister. My sister is turning 22 years old on March 12th, which is today. So there’s a limited gift list if you really know her. She is a really healthy person, she is vegetarian so she only eats junk food very rarely. What is on the top of her gift list a a biodegradable bamboo toothbrush. But from a blog that you’ll see in the future, I might get her balloons filled with helium. I might also crochet her a crop top, in winter, I know. I’ll probably make it into a sweater instead of a crop top. I’m a weird person so and whenever I’m free and have nothing to do, I crochet on the bus. So I started to crochet and my and dad and I are gonna go get balloons with helium in them so I want my sister to be happy. So while me and my friend Belen are talking on the bus, I crochet. She says whenever I crochet in front of her, it’s very calming and relaxing and satisfying. I think I’m making a navy blue or dark blue sweater. When I gave the sweater and balloons to my sister, she loved it so much. She hugged me and we started playing with the balloons. Well that’s all the time I got today folks. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Slice of Life #11 Waking Up

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I’ll be talking to you about Waking up. Waking up for school is hard. You wake up at 5:00 and you have to get ready at 6:00 so you go back to bed. You hear that annoying alarm clock go off and since you sleep in the living room, you see that bright light that your parents just turned on. Well that’s how I start EVERY SINGLE DAY in my life before school. You’re probably wondering “Why don’t you put on some nice music for you alarm clock so it’s easier for you to get up?” Welllllllllllllll here’s the thing, I DONT GET UP. If it’s nice, calming, relaxing music, I’m going to stay asleep because I can’t wake up with relaxing music. I only wake up if it’s something REALLY annoying or loud. I don’t know why, it’s just how I am created. I’m a deep sleeper so I need something really loud to wake me up. One time when I was younger, there was this big storm and it woke up everybody because the lightning hit an electrical post thingy. I woke everybody up, everybody but me. Everybody in the house was scared but me. I was sleepy sweet and sound, not a care in the world. OFF TOPIC! So whenever I wake up, I start the day by groaning and dieing. I don’t even eat breakfast because I’m too tired. So I wash my face, then I brush my teeth,  then I brush my hair, then I change my clothes, then I’m out the door by 7:10. The routine seems easy, but it’s not. I have an house to get ready. Three minutes to brush my teeth, five minutes to wash my face, 50 minutes to brush my hair because there’s so many tangles in it, two minutes to change my clothes, and while I do that, I watch tv. That’s a whole hour, so why does it take me so long? Because I don’t get up until thirty minutes after my alarm goes off. Well that’s all the time I got today folks. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Slice of Life #10 Crocheting The Blanket

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I’ll be talking to you about crocheting a blanket. I’ve been crocheting for forever... one year, and I only know how to crochet one, I guess, pattern. But I crochet beautiful things. I crochet scarves, scarves, scarves, headbands, dog sweaters, and I guess blankets. So I thought that since I know how to crochet scarves, putting scarves together would be just like a blanket, right? So that’s what I did. I started off crocheting a long long long scarf. Then when I had no more yarn, I added another ball of yarn and started to crochet and connect them. Let me pause for a second. This is what some people think I’m doing and what some people get confused with. What I do is NOT sewing. Sewing is with a needle and with a thread. When you see, you stitch things together. Okay, now onto what people get confused with. People ask me, “What’s the difference between knitting and crocheting?” Well that’s simple, kitting needles, crochet hook. And no, not the needle you sew with. Needles to sew with are sharp and tiny, needles to knit with are bag and won’t make you bleed unless you do something really... unprofessional. Now, back to the story! So I keep on crocheting and crocheting, multiple trips to Michaels, different colors of yarn, an explosion of breaks so I don’t get carpultunnel. It took me weeks and weeks and weeks to finish the masterpiece known as a blanket. All that hard work payed off, I finally finished the blanket!  Since it was Christmastime, I gave the blanket as a present to my favorite sibling, my sister. That’s all the time I got today folks. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Slice of Life #9 Eating Food Infront Of Dogs

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I will be talking to you about eating food infront of my dogs. My dogs are so spoiled, they somehow get whatever they want. They are literally like a spoiled child. They sleep on the couch, eat lunch meat, and I sometimes crochet sweaters for them whenever I can. Whenever you eat all they do is stare at you even though they have a full bowl of dog food right in front of them. So when I come home, they always greet me by the door unless they are outside. When I go home, I take of the 50 pounds of school off my back, and wash my hands and I make something to eat. So I go to the kitchen and make myself a good dinner that’s usually three plates with additional junk food I stole from my brother the day before. So I go to the living room and  sit by the table and I turn on the tv. I sit on the ground because it’s such a tiny table, and then I rest my back on the couch. So once I’m ready to eat my feast, both of the dogs run to the couch. They watch me whenever I eat. They stare, they drool, and they steal. When I sit down to eat, I can not go anywhere unless I bring the food with me. If I or anybody else leaves their food somewhere for even one second, there is no denying that half of your food will be gone by the time you go back. Wells that’s all the time I got today folks. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Slice of Life #8 Striking The Voleyball

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I’ll be talking to you about striking the volleyball. So my friend Belen and I are in an “intense” game of volleyball. I was in the front by the net and Belen was in the back by the wall. Now, all you need to understand is that the teams are intramural teams. So even if you’re terrible at volleyball, you can still get in one of the teams. So when you’re in a game, you don’t really do anything unless someone serves it over the net and someone hits it back. So I’m just spacing off, wondering when someone will get it over then net when someone actually hits it over the net! So I see on of my teammates hit it over and then the other team hits it back. It comes to me and since it’s over my head, instead of bumping the ball, I strike it. It hit my arm and it went over the net! I actually scored a point! Something I never did before. The crowd was cheering and I was all happy... until I realize that the parents clap every time someone scores a point. So I didn’t feel special anymore. Well that’s all the time I got today peoples. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Slice of Life #7 Finishing Homework

     Do you ever get that feeling of relief whenever you finish something? That’s me whenever I finish homework. Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I’ll be talking to you about finishing homework. So there’s this website call NoRedInk and it helps you with your grammar, spelling, and anything you need to learn in English Language Arts. Well we had to do four very hard assignments that also had another assignment linked with it so we technically had to do eight assignments all together. I finished two in two days and then one in four days. So there was just one last assignment that drove me crazy. It’s where you have to find a good hook that’s disagreeing with the statement and theme. It drove me crazy because the options usually all looked the same and they all looked like they were agreeing with the statement and the theme. But once I finally got everything done, I mean EVERYTHING, a wave of relief just hit me. It was so beautiful. I just got done with something and I didn’t even learn anything from it. Okay, I learned some things from it. But that’s all the time I got today folks. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Slice of Life #6 Tangles In My Hair

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I’ll be talking to you about tangles in my hair. Whenever I wake up, I always have to brush my hair. Sometimes I put my hair in two braids so it’s easier for me to brush it, but this time I was too lazy. So the night before, I had my hair in a ponytail and that was a mistake. Whenever I put my hair in a ponytail, I usually use two or three hair ties to keep my hair up. So when I tried to take the hair ties out of my hair, a whole chunk of hair came with the hair ties. It felt like I was balding. So I run to the mirror and I tell myself that it’s just gonna grow back. Good thing it only took out like 30 strands of my hair and not the whole bunch (500,000,000,000,000 strands of hair). Well that’s all the time I got today folks. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Slice of Life #5 My Dogs When I Get Home

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I’ll be talking to you about how my dogs act whenever I come home from school. Me and my friend usually walk home from the bus stop together unless one of us has a club to go to. So when I get home, I walk up the stairs to the door and I ring the door bell like 500 times until someone comes. While I ring the door bell, you can hear my dogs running to the door and start to bark. They bark and bark and bark until someone comes and opens the door. When someone opens the door, the little one jumps up on me the same time the big one jumps on me. I have to try to hold myself up or else I’ll fall and never get back up because they would lick my face and keep on jumping on me. So I take my backpack and my I-pad bag off and I run to the couch and cover my face. My dogs just on the couch and jump on me once again. They get relaxed after I lock myself in the bathroom. They love me. Well that’s all the time I got today folks. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Slice of Life #4 Math

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I will be talking to you about my math class. So it’s my birthday, once again, and it said on the board ‘HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMILY Z!’ That was fun. The teacher wanted to sing to me but the people that was in scieance with me started to shout “NO” because they knew what would happen if they started to sing to me. So guess what I did, I just covered my face and turned red. The teacher said that they can just personally tell me happy birthday so a boy in my class that is a friend of mine and also my friend whispered to me happy birthday. My birthday was very terrible. I highly disliked all of the whole entire day. Well, the good thing is that I got through the day without dying. Well I’m probably not done talking about my birthday but on this blogpost I am. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Slice of Life #3 Birthday Song

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I will be talking to you about my birthday at school. So it was my birthday and and people in my science class was telling me happy birthday. People in my class kept on saying happy birthday so much, that they started to sing happy birthday. I don’t know why it bothers me so much. I hate it when people at school start to sing happy birthday to me. So I tried to scream and tell them not to sing, but as you know sixth graders, they don’t listen. So I did what anybody else would do, walk out in the room crying. The teacher let me go take a walk. Well my birthday was great!😑 I should have brought my friend but since I was very tense, I didn’t think of it to run into her ELA class and grab her. What’s my reasoning to pulling a student out of class? “They sang happy birthday to me.” Oh okay, the makes perfect sense. Anyway, that’s all the trama that I got in my head from that day. Remember, I like hot chip, bye bye!

Slice of Life #2 Best Friend Forgetting

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I will be talking to you about my best friend forgetting my birthday. My birthday is February 28th and I turned twelve at 10:35pm. So me and my friend, let’s call her Bee, we’re walking to the bus stop to go to school. I brought veggie chips to eat while we’re walking because it was a special occasion. I only eat veggies if it’s a special occasion. So we were walking and walking and all I was waiting for was just two words. Happy birthday. So we get on the bus and my other friend that sat in front of us said “Happy birthday Emily.” Other people on the bus said happy birthday to me too. I looked at Bee and she looked so guilty for not remembering my birthday. So she said that she’s giving me a lot of gifts. So that was that. Anyway, that’s the only things of that day that I remember. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Slice of Life #1 Something Furry

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I will be talking to you about an amazing thing about my life in ten seconds. I was walking to school with my friend and we were walking to the bus stop for school when it was just getting light out. We saw this big brown lump on the grass by the trees. We thought it was a leaf so we just left it, until we got closer. We saw the it was furry and wet because it was raining. We stepped closer and closer to the furry little creature. We saw that it was a dead squirrel! I wanted to take it home for my dog but we were already late for the bus so we just had to leave it. I touched it with a stick to make sure that it was actually dead. I wacked it after I checked that it was dead. So after that, me and my friend just walked the rest of the way to the bus stop. That’s all the time I got today People. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Argumentative Essay

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I will be talking to you about an essay talking about agressissive dog breeds. People think some dog breeds are aggressive and scary. They think that because the dog is big, looks scary and has long sharp teeth. Dogs, such as Rottweiler and Pit Bulls are misunderstood. They get labeled as aggressive, scary, violent dog breeds and it’s not their faults. One reason why they act all scary is because they are trained to be that way. The owners train them to be hunters and train them to be violent. Another reason why they are aggressive is because they get neglected and they don’t get cared for. If you get hit everyday and get yelled at everyday, wouldn’t you get a little angry and try to get the respect you earn? There is one more reason that isn’t necessarily anybody’s fault, dogs get territorial and get aggressive when they see something or someone that they don’t know or don’t like. If a dog looks out the window out to the street, they start to bark when somebody passes by. If a dog passes by, they start to bark even more because they want to play with that’s all the time I got today. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Snow Day

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I will be talking to you about a snow day and what I did over the weekend. So over the weekend, it was my brother’s birthday and he just turned 25. We went to Texas Road House to eat. It was my mom, my dad, my brother Andrew, my sister Ashley, my other  brother John, me myself and I, and Andrew’s friend Byron. I’ve known Byron ever since I was a baby. So we ate and did other stuff like talk and yeah. When we went home, I started to watch horror movies like The Shining, Orphan, the Conjuring movies, the Insidious movies, things like that. And afterwards, I slept. I let my dogs outside so they can go to the bathroom, I brought them in and fed them and gave them water to quench their thirst, and I let them outside again 20 minutes after they ate and drank. I also watched Modern Family and Impractical Jokers. I also watched other things like Criminal Minds and Black Mirror. So technically, my whole weekend besides eating, was benge watching shows and horror movies. That’s all the things in my brain that I remember from the weekend. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Should We Wear Uniforms?

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I’m dying. I’m so sick and I have chapped lips and I hate it so so so so so so much. But let’s try not to think about the winter too much and let’s talk about uniform. Are you against school uniform or for school uniform. I think I’m for school uniform. When I was younger in elementary school, so a year ago, it would take me forever to find clothes in the beginning of the day. It took me so long to find something to wear that I would never have time to do my hair. When you have uniforms, you have more time to do things in the morning and you don’t rush as much. Although you cant when people wear uniforms, kids don’t get at bullied as much as kids do when they wear their own clothes. You can express yourself by socks and shoes and hair. I feel like you can occasionally dress in your own clothes for special occasions so it can be still. Well that’s all the time I got today folk, people, dogs, cats, and other pets. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Opposing Views of Captivity

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I will be talking to you about opposing point of view. So the movie Blackfish, we have pick a side if you’re for or against captivity. I am against captivity but I have to talk about how might the other side might defend themselves with. They might say that the whales only attacked because they weren’t cared the proper way. They shouldn’t have gotten punished like that, starving them will only make them not want to participate in the show more and more. They might say that they should still be kept in captivity because scientists would still want to study them and how they live. They would also want to keep them in captivity because people love shows when animals do tricks and they want them to keep on coming and keep on doing shows so the6 don’t run out of business. Maybe they could disagree because they would treat them better and give them more space to roam and be free. They would probably just keep them to make money. Hope they don’t come after me, gotta go. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Substitutes

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I will talk to you about this one particular day with a substitute teacher. What is a substitute you may ask. A substitute is when someone isn’t there and they take your place or someone’s place for the day. Anyway, there was this one day when there was this substitute in this one specific class. So when we went into class, all the teacher said was “Do the homework.” That’s technically all she said besides what we do after we finish. After she said it, she sat down and went right on her phone. Man that’s an easy job. She was also eating some pretzels. Anyway, while we were doing the homework that she assigned, the whole entire class was quite. Nobody talked and it was very awkward. That’s my life, awkward. Substitutes have it so easy... depending on how obnoxious the kids are. Maybe if I can’t make my dream come true by being a vet or crocheting, I’ll be a substitute. Or maybe I could tech with one of my teachers. We’ll see in the future. That’s all the time I got today. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Blackfish Movie Review

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I’ll be talking to you about a movie called Blackfish. The movie Blackfish was a movie about Sea World and killer whales. It was mostly about the killer whale named Tilikum. Tilikum came in Sea World and everyday, we would get bullied by a female killer whales. When he would do shows, he would have things on his body called rakes. The female killer whales would scratch him with their teeth. Tilikum got very upset and frustrated, and I think that’s one reason why he attacked so many people. There were other whales like Katina. She was pregnant and she had a baby named whatever it was. They took Katina’s baby from her when the baby was 4 years old. It was very sad because all Katina did was stay in the corner of  the sank and cry for her baby to come back to her. Back to the other story, they only kept Tilikum because he was the only male so they kept him for breeding purposes. He had a bending fin because he was very depressed and upset. Tilikum got very angry and frustrated that he killed a very experienced trainer. A woman named Dawn got her arm swallowed by Tilikum. Anyway, you can watch the movie on Netflix if you want to watch it. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Fiction vs Non-fiction

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I’m going to talk to you about fiction vs non-fiction. Let’s go and see what’s so different about the two. Let’s talk about fiction. Fiction is fake, made up, such as fairytales like Cinderella and Beauty and the Beast. With fiction, you can create anything you want. From monsters, to princesses with the longest hair. If you write a fiction story, the possibilities are endless. Now on to Non-fiction. Non-fiction is the opposite of fiction, it is real, true, such as articles about space and documentaries about presidents. Non-fiction, you are limited with only things that have happened in real life. Even though it is limited, you can still write about many many things. You can write about cooking and recipes, you can write about destruction like the twin towers, you can write about animal breeds. To put this all in one sentence (or two), fiction is imagination come to life in a book, video, or movie. Non-fiction is something real and it actually happened. That’s all the time I got for today. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Winter Break

     Halo everybody, in case you were wondering, my name is Fabio and I will tell you about what I did during my winter break. I was not productive but I did to other things. First of all, I got a new dog. We decided to get another one (even though my dad thought it was a bad idea) so my other dog, Seth, can have a friend when we’re not home. We went to the shelter and so after me and my sister finished volunteering, we went to go see some dogs. We saw a puppy named Will and well, one thing led to another, my family saw the dog and we adopted him. I also crocheted a big blanket for my sister. I crocheted some other scarves for family, friends, and teachers. Guess what I got from Christmas? 40 bags of hot chips! I get it from my church. They also gave me another box with 40 bags of hot chips. What did you get for Christmas? Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Year Resolution 2018

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and and this is the first blog in 2018! Did you guys miss me? Of course you didn’t. Anyway, time to say my New Years resolutions. I have none. Just kidding! I have one. It was to walk my dogs more often once it gets warmer outside. Since I got another dog, his name is Oliver, he is five months, six months. He is a black puppy. Anyway, since he is easier to handle, I’m deciding to go on walks with my sister and father. One person can hold Oliver, one person can hold Seth, and one person can hold the bags for their business. I want to walk them more often so they don’t end up fat like be. They’re gonna end up on that show “My Big Fat Pet Makeover.” Anyway, that’s my New Years resolution, what’s yours? Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!