Most Funny, Scary, or Embarrassing Story

   Halo, it’s finally time for a new blog post. I’ve been on break and I don’t feel like coming back to school even though I get to see my friends. I made a blanket for my sister for Christmas and I also made my mom a scarf. Anyway, time for my story. One day, when I was little, I was going home from church. I was holding my Mom’s hand to go to the car. I let go of her hand and I just followed her. I usually look down when I walk so I just looked at her shoes. I looked up, and this lady was much taller than my mom. She looked down at me and just smiled. I looked around in panic trying to find my mom. I found her and I ran and ran. I went in to the and died. The end. Now for a funny story. I got HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Great story. I shall now tell you a scary. Now me and my mom were in the kitchen fixing up something to eat. I was too concentrated on making food because that is the only thing I love. So since she was making something in the oven, that means that it is for everybody to eat. So since my brother, John, lives in the porch, I went to go get him. I didn’t find him on his bed so I went to see if he was downstairs or something. Right before I left the porch, he came out of the closet and screamed. I thought it was a intruder. So you know how you guys think that I’m manly and I say that I will bite them or something? Well, I screamed and turned into a little ball. I didn’t think that I would have done that either. I guess I’m not as manly as I thought. Oh well. I will probably be brave in my 20s or 30s when I have my own place with two guard dogs to protect me. I feel like you won’t read all of th8s but oh well. Remember, I love hot chips, bye bye!

Probably My Dog’s Gift

   Hey guys, I’m tired and I’m going to DIE. Wassup, my name is Fabio and today I am going to talk to you guys about something I don’t have a name for. Never mind, I will talk to you about my dog’s Christmas present. Do you remember the website I put in the “loving companion” post? Well, my dog needs a partner in crime. My family saw one of the dog’s and we might go visit him. He is a Beagle and so my mom calls him “Beagley.” We decided that if we get him, we will call him Bailey, like the dog from “A Dog’s Purpose.” Bailey will be my dog’s Christmas present. I just hope that they will get along because Seth almost bit my uncle because he thought that he was a stranger. I hope that never happens again (even thought I know it will). That’s all I got in my brain for today. Imma go home and walk my dog and then finish crocheting a blanket that I am making for my sister’s Christ present. Remember, i love hot chips, bye bye!

My Father’s Birthday

   Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I will talk to you about my father’s birthday. My dad’s birthday is November 19th, no year because I don’t want him to feel old. Oh well, he turned 54. Unlike my other friends where their parents are still in their 30s. I’m the youngest child out of 4. My brother Andrew wich he is 24, soon turning 25 in February. My sister Ashley and she is 21, soon turning 22 in March. My other brother John and he is 15, soon turning 16 next month which is December. Finally me, Emily, the one and only Fabio. I am 11 but soon turning 12 in February just like my oldest brother. My mom is 50 just in case you were wondering since I skipped her. Also my dog, Seth, is 3. Back to the story! We were at church and everybody said happy birthday. Everybody took too long so I called my sister to pick me up. My sister pick me and John up so we dropped John at home and me and Ashley went to Arby’s to get our dad’s birthday present. My and my sister ate half of the food in the car. Anyway, we were happily eating and after that, Andrew took the whole family to City Barbecue. We ate most of it. My dad took a picture with it before we ate. I ate the Italian sausage, most of the fries, turkey, Mac and cheese, green beans, garlic bread, cornbread, and my dad shared his free birthday dessert with me. He had banana pudding with graham crackers and whipped cream and Carmel. My favorite was the corn bread. After we all ate, we went home to our loving home and loving dog who went into the garbage and went outside into the mud and still jumped on us. Before my head blows up, I’m just going to say... Remember, I love hot chips, bye bye!

Next Quarter Goals

   Halo, my name is Fabio and I will be talking to you about Next Quarter Goals. I am a great student, or at least I think I am. Anyway, the first quarter, you’re supposed to have 1s and 2s, Ds and Cs. I got 2s and 3s, Cs and Bs. My accomplishments are getting good grades, getting better grades than what I was supposed to have, and that’s it. That’s the only thing that was good, I have terrible people in one of my blocks and I have anger issues and I get quick so you do not want to mess with me. Don’t worry, I have my neophyte side out for at least and hour or two. Anyway, some things that I need to work on are my anger issues and probably not talking to class. I have so much friends............ I only talk when I’m angry. I say “Stop talking or I shall.....” to somebody I do not want to deal with, like most of the boys at this school. My accomplishments and the things I need to work on are really similar to each other in every subject. I’m going to get angry and talk about what gets me angry but that’s going to be a long list and a lot of names so I’m going to wrap this up. So long my fellow turtles, bugs, tree bark, and other nature things. Remember, I love hot chips, bye bye!

Adopt a Loving Companion

   Hey everybody, my name is Fabio and I’m going to talk to you about what me and my sister do every Friday. Every Friday, we go to the humane society near us and we go there to volunteer. We help out with the cats by scooping litter and giving them fresh water. We adopted our dog, Seth, over there as well. The people who work there work very hard and do their job very well. If you are looking for a loving cat or dog for a companion, go to your near humane society. I will give a link below to a loving humane society.
Humane Society

Story

   Halo, my name is Fabio and I have a fever yet I still went to school. IM DYING. Anyway, I’m still alive today so that’s great. Let’s get started. I am going to tell you a story about a girl named Winter and how she found a loving companion. Once upon a time, it was a nice snowy day. A little girl named Winter and one day she was walking home from school and she heard a strange noise. “Ow, ow, ow.” It sounded like a cat being hurt or cold. Winter didn’t think much of it. “Meow, ow.” She heard is again, by this time, she went to inspect the strange noise. She walked towards where the sound was coming from. Behind the garbage can was a small kitten probably a day old with no mom or dad around. Winter picked it up and put it in her little hands with her mittens on. She brought it home and showed her mom and dad. Her mom said “As long as you take care of it every morning before you leave school, and every afternoon after you come home from school.” Winter named him Charlie. He’s a grey kitty and loves to cuddle. Winter cleans the litter box, gives him water and wet food, and plays with him everyday. Winter and Charlie are the best of friends. Whenever Winter is sad, Charlie always cheers her up and make her feel better. The end. That’s is all my brain can handle since I’m dying. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Gratitude

   Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I will talk to you about my favorite person or who am I thankful for. I am thankful for my sister, Ashley. Ashley is my 21 year old sister, soon to be 22 in March 2018. She is kind and loving and she is a animal lover like me. She is my favorite sibling and my only sister. I have two brothers but they just play videos games. Me and my sister go to the shelter every Friday to help out with the cats. There is this one cat and his name is Sandy but me and my sister call him William. We love to go and play with him. I want to bring my dad to go see if he is allergic to the cat since he is allergic to only some cats. Anyway, my sister bring home hot chips for me and for her so we can watch a horror movie or Criminal Minds together. I love my sister because she picks me up from my speech and drama practices. She is a person I shall never forget even when we die. That’s all the time I got today folks. Remember, I love hot chips, bye bye!

Favorite Country

   Halo, my name is Fabio and I will be telling you today about my favorite country. My favorite country is the Philippines. I like the Philippines because that’s where my mom came from. Even though it’s a poor place, you bond with your family there. I went there when I was just five years old with my mom and great aunt. We would always go around place by place with something called a jeepney. It’s like a bus without doors. Everybody was poor so you would sleep on the floor with even the neighbors. Your alarm clock was the rooster that was outside of the house. One time, me and my cousins were playing badminton inside while my grandpa was sleeping. We were hitting it around and I hit it and I accidentally lost the birdie on Grandpa. He rolled over it and we didn’t get it back. Oh well. I found out that there are 105,481,935 people living in the Philippines. I found that out on the site down below. Well would you look at the time, I got to go somewhere nice and sound. Remember, I love hot chips, bye bye!
Philippines

Favorite Animal

   Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I will talk to you about my favorite animal, I have so many kinds of animals I love but for now, I will talk to you about one of them. But before I go into that, I will tell you all the animals I like cats, dogs, guinea pigs, foxes, wolves, chinchillas, owls, kit fox, ferrets, and albino turtles. Now, I’m going to just talk to you about a man’s best friend, a dog. Dogs live for a long amount of time. If you train them, they could be something good such as a therapy dog. They can be there for emotion help or maybe just a companion. They could be your guard if you are living alone and you are scared of getting robbed or something. Dogs are a very popular pet and in a lot of movies. Two movies that made me cry were ‘Marley and Me’ and ‘A Dog’s Purpose’. They made me cry because the month April 2017 is when my wheaten terrier dog, Jack, last away. Now I have a new dog named Seth and he is my guard dog. Jack was a dog you can cuddle with. He was a dog you can bite and he won’t care. He would know that he had to be gentle biting or we would say “ouch.” My dog now bites and if you bite him back, he will bite you even harder. Seth is like a cat. He likes to jump on tables, he doesn’t like to listen, he likes eating, and he thinks he is the boss. Dutch Shepards are loyal, alert, and obedient. I found that on google. I guess I didn’t really find it on google. So something about Dutch shepherds are that they are herding dogs and are very energetic. See, now I found that on the site down below.  Well folks, that’s all the time I got today before I start to cry. Remember, I love hot chips, bye bye!
Dutch Shepherds