My Doggo Once Again

   I'm going to talk about my doggo, Seth, once again. Let's talk about his eating and how he eats and drinks. First off, drinking. My dog only obviously drinks water, but in a interesting way. He barely even drinks it. He probably gets more in the floor than in his mouth. He tries to drink but instead, he gets it all over the kitchen floor then one of us have to get a rag and clean it up. And when he's done drinking, he will go on your lap and drip the water on your pants that went on his chin. Now eating, he eats everything. He will go through the trash, steal your food, and eat his actual food. You can close the pantry, put a chair in front of it, put another chair in front of it, and he can still get to the trash can. You can never leave your plate when you need to get get something either from your room or a drink from the kitchen. It will be eaten and not by you. It will be gone by the time you get back to it. You know he ate it when you look at him and his ears are down and looking guilty. His favorite things to eat are potatoes, sweet potatoes, any kind of meat, and anything that you give him as long as it is healthy and not bad like chocolate and jalapeños. Sometimes I give him a hot chip or two but that's it because he licks his lips and goes to his water bowl. That's all the time I got today folks, kids, men, women, dogs, cats, refrigerators, and everybody else. Remember, I love hot chips, bye bye!