POEMS AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN....

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I’ll be showing you another poem I made.

My sister, my only sister, favorite from the rest.
Despising my brothers, and driving away with the best.

Volunteering at the shelter,
Helping cats and kittens all together.

Watching the horror movies and musicals,
Singing with each other and watching possessed dolls.

Helping the family and bringing outside the dogs,
While one walks and the other jogs.

My sister, favorite for many reasons,
Everyday, every year, and for all the seasons.

Moving Along...

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I’ll be talking to you about getting to the end of the year. I’m not happy, I’m ending off with a fever that tags along with a runny nose, a headache, and some mucus coughs. I only have two accomplishments, getting decent grades and surviving. I have a lot of regrets this year, such as joining volleyball and speech and drama. I’m miserable and I’m also dead. Anyway, I dropped out of volleyball because I felt left out. I dropped out of speech and drama because the drama teacher was too pippy for me and too happy. Also because some of the kids in my drama group were crazy little kids. I only joined them because I wanted to be just like my sister. She joined both and so I said why not and now I regret it. Goals for 7th grade is not to get too scared of the scary scary teachers. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Poems, Again

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I’ll be talking to you about or showing you some poems that I created.

I just love to relax and eat and watch,
While eating candy like butterscotch

My favorite ganres are horror, comedy and thriller,
Where you watch people fall and run from the killer

You get peace and quiet, away from loud racket,
And you get to snuggle in your nice little jacket

You can watch Pennywise, the clown,
Scaring people all around

Or you can watch Elise,
Putting a house to peace

Movies are fun to watch with a friend,
Unless they ruin it all by telling you the end

—Emily Zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Map Testing

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I will be talking to you about map testing. So map testing is basically three test with a lot of questions to see how well you’re doing in school. Your score or grade goes to your record and they’ll send it to high schools to see what high school or classes you should be in. Map testing is never fun. Sure, you get candy and relax afterwards, but there are so many questions that you just space out and die. It’s funny when you go up 500 points (In reality 20 points) and somebody went down 500 (Again, 20). Well that’s all the time I got today folks. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Positivity

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I’ll be talking to you about three positive things that happened this week so far. So umm, nothing really happened since it’s the beginning of the week so I will talk abut the week before. So one thing was I got to watch Insidious the Last Key and I also got to watch Pitch Perfect 3. Another thing that was nice was I got to hang out with my friend, Bee, and I snuck out ice cream from my house because I’m such a good friend and we ate it outside while taking buzz feed quizzes. One more thing that was nice was.... getting a fourth award from school. I got two awards, for kindness and growth mindset, then I got two other awards for not getting any falcon fouls. Those two rewards for no falcon fouls were terrible. You wanna know why they were terrible? BECAUSE THE TEACHERS FORGOT ALL ABOUT ME AND THEY FORGOT TO GIVE ME THE AWARD!!! I got so mad, there were two other kids in my excel that also got forgotten. It was sad. Okay, gotta go! Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Bird Fight

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I will be talking to you about a bird fight. So we were on a field trip to a museum and I already forgot the name of the museum. But when we went to the park to eat, here comes seagulls came looking for food. So some kids were feeding the birds even though we weren’t aloud to. Everybody was watching them. Some of them ran to a couple of kids. Some kids screamed and some kids started to laugh. So there was one piece of bread and two seagulls saw it so they started fighting for it. They sounded like they were screaming. It was funny. I wanted to feed the birds but all of the teachers said not to. Okay, that’s all I got today people. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Blogs

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I will be talking to you about reaching or going over 50 blogs. I thought I would reach it because all the blogs were mandatory anyway so…  I’m pretty proud of myself for not slacking off like other or most people. But I’m also proud of myself for doing all the slices of life because that was not mandatory. I got to go to a field trip. I have nothing else to write about so imma end this blog. I’m dead and tired and my head and my whole entire body hurts. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Songs

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I’ll be talking to you about my favorite song. I listen to a lot of ganres of music so I can’t really choose. I really like upbeat songs that make me happy. I listen to Hamilton music, Pentatonix, and some 90’s songs because my siblings were born in the 1990’s. By the way, this is also gonna be a very short blog because I don’t know what to write. Some Pentatonix songs that they sang that I like are Away in a Manger, Bohemian Rapcity, Attention, and Havana. Some 90’s songs that I like are The Fresh Prince Of Balair theme song, The Cheatah Sister songs, and some other songs. I like most of the Hamilton soundtrack. I also like Beyoncé, Fergie, Shawn Mendes, country songs, and pop music. I especially like music from musicals like Into The Woods and Hairspray and High School Musical. That’s all I got to say. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Poems

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I will be talking to you about what my favorite poem is. It’s called ‘kidnapped’ by Shel Silverstein. It was about a kid who got kidnapped but it was funny...  The kid, let’s call him Joe, he was getting kidnapped by large men in Black. They put a blindfold on him, ear plugs, and rusty wires to tie his hands together. This is gonna be a very short blog because I have no time whatsoever. I guess I have time it’s just I don’t know what to write. So at the end of him saying the thing that they used to trap him, he said that that’s the reason why he’s late for school. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

H.H. Holmes

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I will be talking to you about H.H. Holmes. If you don’t know, H.H. Holmes was the first American serial killer. His real name was Herman Webster Mudgett, born May 16th, 1861 in Boston, Massachusetts. He got bullied and teased as a kid because he feared the doctors office. He stared at the skeleton and that’s what made him want to go to collage to become a doctor himself. He was one of the killers who finished all years of college and got his degree. He decided to make a ‘hotel’ to capture his victims. It was nicknamed the ‘Murder Castle’ that was built on south Wallace avenue and west 63rd street in Englewood. He hired constructor to constructor. If they got suspicious to why their building a building where doors lead to brick walls and stairs leading to nowhere. He got caught and went to Moyamensing Prison, he got hung on May 7th, 1896. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Poetry

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I will be talking to you about poetry. I love poems, don’t you? I like peoms because they tell a story. Poems usually rhyme just like songs and they tell a story about the person’s life. They can talk about love, your life, happiness, sadness, anger, your family, or literally anything. Sometimes, the poems can be made into a shape or pictures. Such as: if you’re writing a poem about a teacher, you can make the poem look like an apple. I like the love poems because the are so deep and they talk about how you could find the one some day and have a happy family with two or three children, a dog and a cat, living on a farm, driving a tractor, and getting your ashes thrown in the cornfield once you die. Well, that’s all the time I got today folks. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Fourth Quarter Goals

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I’ll be talking to you about my fourth quarter goal. I really don’t have any other than not biting people and not getting mad at people. I didn’t get any falcon fouls, I still have 3s and 4s, and my aggression has just built up. Nothing has changed from first quarter other than being mad at more and more people. So what I need to control is my biting and scratching. I haven’t bit anybody because I’ll get in trouble, but I have pinched people for a warning. So you know what I’ll say just to get it over with? I will try to get better grades and participate more in classes. Eight to nine more weeks of school until summer vacation and then you graduate a level up. Well I have nothing else to say. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Spring Break 2.0

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I’ll be talking to you about what I did over spring break. So what I did right when I woke up is cook myself a nice breakfast. Some scrambled eggs with rice and bacon with something to drink like hot chocolate or just water. Then I tried to do some stuff like finish crocheting the blanket or selling scarves but I could never finish anything because I got caught up in watching tv and Netflix. I watched Paul Blart Mall Cop and Night At The Museum and other things like The Shining and Poltergeist. What killed me during winter, I mean spring break, was my hair. Since my hair is long, I have to brush it every single and and then put it up or braid it. It’s spring break, I do not want to spend 30 minutes of my time every single day brushing out the tangles. So you know what I did? I waited until the last day of spring break. I had to bush out all the tangles, take out all the food and dead bugs that were trapped in my hair... just kidding. Though, my hair did look like a bird’s nest. So I started form the tips and worked my way up. The tips of my hair was fine, but when I started to brush more of my hair, I had to put down the brush and use my hands to get the tangles out. By the time I was done, there was a pile of tangled up hair all over the ground while my eyes were red because I was getting tears from the pain. Well that’s most of what I did during spring break. Eat, crochet, watch tv, eat some more, look like a wild animal. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Spring Break

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio. What do you do during spring break? Relax? Maybe work out? Or are you like me and just sit around doing nothing but gaining like 50 pounds? Well my spring break is only that. I say hi to family and then I crochet and watch tv while I feed myself hot chips. It’s not that I don’t like my family, they’re really funny and crazy, it’s just I need peace and quiet to finish my crocheting so I can sell them to make money. So far with just one day of break, I made over $60! I’m gonna be rich! I’m not one of those kids who gets money and just spends it on junk. I’m the type of kid who uses my money wisely and spends it on other people so other people can spend money on me. I’m making a business baby! I just don’t have a name for my business yet. I’ll find a name soon. Well that’s all the time I got today folks. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Slice of Life #31 The Dogs Are In Troubooooole

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I’ll be talking to you about the dogs getting in trouble and me getting blamed for it. I was gonna write the intro twice because I wanted to make the blog longer but I was too lazy so I wrote this sentence instead. So a few days ago, in the middle of the night, you usually hear tearing because the dogs are tearing something up but you’re too lazy to check what it is because it’s the middle of the night and that’s the time to sleep. Well when we woke up, I had to hide the thing right away once I saw it. The dogs decapitated my dad’s stuffed bear from when he was a baby. I showed my mom and I started to laugh because as you should know, I laugh during awkward situations and times. My mom made a video because the little bear had the head almost completely off and his nose was destroyed. It was so saaaaaad. When I was at school, my mom sewed it up. I laughed even harder because the bear got even thinner! I threw away the stuffing because I thought it was from the poofy blanket that they also tore up. Boy my dad was mad. Well that’s all the time I got today folks. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Slice of Life #30 Lunch... Again

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I’ll be talking to you about lunch, again. So here we are in the lunch room, then my whole table leaves me for recess. We’re jumping right into it. I was already mad enough before they left me. They pulled away my poker face and made me cry my depression away. Okay, let’s do the backstory. I got mad because everybody was ignoring me and I didn’t feel good because I’m sick and I had a stomachache and my nose is stuffy so I’m not in the greatest mood at the moment. I’m dying as usual, it’s normal for me to be an unhealthy kid who eats hot chips all the time. They also got me mad because they are too loud and obnoxious. I would move but my best friend since kindergarten was sitting with me. I. Don’t. Like. Her. Friends. They’re too loud. Especially the twins. They scream everyday, they smash fruit, they make they table shake, and they never know when to be quiet. They will only be quiet if they’re in their coffin which I’m carving right now. I’m not crazy, I just don’t like them and I bite and scratch people. Anyway, what really made me blow up is when I became lonely. I started to cry as usual. I’m pretty sure I have bipolar disorder. I’m special. Hey, at least I’m not crazy, or as crazy as other people. Well long story short, I was left alone and I’m gonna kill them soon, not literally. Hehe, I’m gonna end this before I go too far. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Slice of Life #29 Fishy Is Dead!?!?

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I will be talking to you about thinking the fishy in my math class was dead. So we were playing this game in math class called Zonk. It’s like Jeopardy but it’s not exactly the same. They don’t have catigories but they have numbers so it’s random. There’s Zonk and Double Zonk. If you get Zonk, you just lose your turn. If you get Double Zonk, you lose 200 points. It was funny because the first team picked the number four and they got a Double Zonk. They had -200 points. So the teams had three people in it. It was me, Brianna, and Brianna. So our team sat by the white board table, near the fish tank. So we’re enjoying the game, having fun, until we look to the side where the fish Sapphire is. He was sitting there, laying on the side of the tank. One of the Briannas went up to the tank and knocked on it. Sapphire didn’t move. She knocked on it again. Once again, Sapphire didn’t move a muscle. So after the game was over, we told the teacher that we think that the fish is dead. Right when she went up to the tank, Sapphire started to move. I got so mad, I am sorry but I really wanted him to be dead. I have a bad experience with pet fishes. Well that’s all the time I got today folks. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Slice of Life #28. Playing In The Cold

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I’ll be talking to you about playing outside. So me and my friend were playing outside with a volleyball as usual. It was really cold outside and all I wore was a sweater, a sweater! No wonder I’m dying. That, and the fumes from my room because it was painted. So me and my friend were playing outside so a long long time and it was getting colder and colder. She got herself a jacket and I just kept my sweater, boy was that a mistake. I learned my lesson. I have a stuffed nose and I have to breathe because that’s what people do so that stinks. I also have to swallow my saliva so I can talk and open my mouth and stuff but I can’t do that because the mucus from my nose goes into my throat and it’s terrible. I also have a gigantic stomachache and headache and everything hurts. Kids, listen to your parents and wear a jacket in the cold. Well that’s all the time I got today folks. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Slice of Life #27. Playing Outside

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I’ll be talking about playing outside. So me and my friend were playing outside and talking and whatnot. We decided to play volleyball so that’s what we did. I wasn’t wearing the right attire to play volleyball. I was wearing a light dress sweater and I  was also wearing slipper so that was great. I tried to kick the ball and my slipper came off. A neighbor across the street that’s also my classmate, Harvey, saw all of this happen. He saw that I was trying to kick a volleyball and missed and how high my slipper went. Well that was fun. But I’m getting better at serving, over and underhand. I’m also getting better at actually hitting the ball bck when it comes to me. I got so mad though because my friend serves too high so I move back a little bit so I could reach her serves, then she serves to light and I can’t get to the all on time, so that was also great. She’s also getting better at serving and bumping. She’s trying to serve overhand but can’t so she want me to teach her. And she’s teaching me underhand. Well that’s all the time I got today folks. I’m sorry that these past few blog posts were realllllly short. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!

Slice of Life #26 Math! Again!

     Halo everybody, my name is Fabio and I’ll be talking to you about math, again. So in math, we were watching this thing on Netflix about a guy and how amazing math is and stuff about shapes and pi and all these other things. So most of us, even the teacher, were getting bored. There’s pictures on the thing that we had to do so I drew accessories on them. Like hair, sun glasses, and a smile. I made them so beautiful that I showed them to my friends that were sitting by me and they laughed. I feel accomplished in life, I drew something that people like and also makes them laugh. One of my friends said that I made a Micheal Jackson Jr. and yeah. Well, that’s all the time I got today folks. Sorry that this post is so short, like I said earlier, it was a boring class. Remember, I like hot chips, bye bye!